Ten reasons why you should have a girlfriend
Why you should have a girlfriend? Find out below.
In the following article I'll try to point out things that crossed my mind recently. When I'm saying "girlfriend" keep in mind that I don't mean a fuckbag but something more serious. x)
1.Forever alone no more.
Being alone can be one of the most destructive feelings in the universe. I know you hate it, I hate it too. Then why aren't you doing anything to change it? Scared? Stop it. You'll be in the depths of depression if you continue like that. You should have a girlfriend because you deserve it. And guess what, she may be in the same situation as you. So not only will you help yourself but someone else as well.
2.Ego booster.
Imagine you're walking buy and see a friend of yours making out with his cutie, what's the first thing that comes to your mind? It's probably something like "AWWWW HOW SWEET", "Bastard.", "I suck at life". Let's pretend it's the last one. This signifies that you're destroyed emotionally and you have no self-respect to live your life to the fullest. What should you do to exit this state of fear and disrespect? You should get a girlfriend. Look closely and don't miss on that sweet shy girl that always looks towards you with wet dreaming eyes.
3.Sex.
Dooh.. you'll have plenty of it.
4.Moments to remember.
Every relationships offers you much or less moments to remember for your whole life.Whenever you remember some of them a warm feeling will go through you.. priceless.
5.Your life will be more interesting.
Strange things will happen. You'll find yourself being on places or meeting people you never thought you would. You'll do crazy things, this is a farewell to the 24/7 in front of the PC life (if you're not geeks though).
6.Special kind of life support.
Girlfriend. I'm putting emphasis on friend. How can she be your girlf if she isn't your friend? Well she can't. In fact you'll probably share more things with her than with some of your closest friends and she'll help you out all the time. Why? Because you made her love you.
7.It's funny.
The whole "getting a girlfriend" experience is quite amusing. Crazy days and nights wondering is she really into you, what should you do. It's all worth it in the end.
8.Some of the worst moments in your life.
And it's true. You may feel destroyed or you may even want to kill yourself. Hate, jelaousy, despair you name it. But why would I fit this in the "why you should get a girlfriend" article since it doesn't look like a really good thing? Simple. You must know pain before you can enjoy pleasure. It's a life lesson that all of us must learn.
9.Presents.
She'll make you cute stuff, cook for you and make you happy by doing these small things for you. Won't you be moved when she comes with a fully painted stormtrooper and a smile on her face telling you: "It's for you ^^".
10.Life's too short to be single forever.
There's just no point in waiting 'till you're 100% sure that she's the one. Give it a try ffs. Running away and faking it won't get you anywhere. You'll be old in no time and then it'll be really hard for you to find the girl. So don't waste your time and stop pussy off because you're "friendzoned", grab your guts and do it. And this probably is the main reason why you should get a girlfriend. Prove to yourself that you haven't completely lost it.
Thought of other reasons on the why you should have a girlfriend topic, disagree with something, share with us in the comments.
Ten reasons why you should quit Facebook
Quit Facebook? Ever wondered why?
As a person who suffered from Facebook's evil, I'm giving first hand experience with all the misfortunes the "social web" brought to me.
1. Less braindamage.
It's really sad when you scroll your news feed and see stuff like:
"It's the same story over and over. Why did I hope that this time it would be different? Stupid me"
"Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me..fool me three times and I'm a fucking idiot somebody shoot me cause I'm too stupid to live"
The sad part is when you find out that you actually have close relation with these people. If you quit Facebook you won't read truckloads of similar crap.
2. Heartbreaking stories?
What's one of the worst things nowadays? Seeing the ex-girlfriend who you loved with all your heart be in a relationship with someone else. Happened to you? Not yet? Don't worry there's always time.
It can destroy your relationship aswell. Somehow you added the girl X in your friendlist and your girlfriend hates her, so she starts arguing with you and suddenly you "love" the other girl.
Another "awesome" way that FB can ruin your relationship is pictures. It's probably not the best thing when you see old pics of your girlfriend kissing someone else and caption phrase that she told you.. In conclusion =>
3. No false notifications.
This sums it all up.
4. Stalkers? Dafuq?
Facebook is famous with its stalkers. Whether you are a boy or a girl there isn't a safe way to get rid of them. If you quit facebook you won't need to have privacy settings as a high security jail.
5. Say bye bye to embarassing photos.
We all have retarded photos uploaded by others, even if you untag yourself there still a huge chance of people we know stumbling upon them and having them printed and put on our office door.
6. You'll improve your social skills.
Communicating with people online only may lead to a real drop in your social skills. I know people who are marvelous at online communication but they are zero in real life. If you don't want this to happen consider this as an advice - quit facebook.
7. It'll be easier to explain where you met your wife/husband to the kid.
Imagine yourself after some years leading this conversation:
"- Hey mommy where did you and daddy met?
- At Facebook honey :3. Mommy liked daddy's post on his timeline and then he send me a personal message afterwards we chatted for a month and decided to actually see each other.."
Do you want to tell something like that to your child? I bet you don't. The solution? Quit Facebook.
8. More spare time.
Ever found yourself just randomly browsing facebook without actually doing anything, just reading stupid things and getting nervous at stupid people. And then you realize you spent your whole free time doing nothing you enjoy.
9. You'll find real friends.
Whenever I see someone with 1000+ friends on Facebook I'm like : "O_O DAFUQ", and then I remember that he/she probably doesn't even know half of the fellas.
How many people you met in real life and how many that you met on the Internet stayed friends with you. I'm certain that the people you met in real life seriously got the edge. Keep it real boys and girls, quit Facebook.
10. End of the pokes.
Is there someone who keeps buzzing you with the annoying pokes? Guess what if you quit Facebook whoever pokes you may be praised or may receive a kick in the face.
Share some of your reasons to quit Facebook in the comments below.
Ten reasons why studying history is awesome
Why history is awesome? 10 brief reasons why.
1.It's funny because people died
As many of you know the signs for humans and the marks they left in their caves signify the beginning of our history. Throught the process there were many many wars and what's funnier than dead people? Just for example only in World War I there were 35 million casulties. If you are fond of sick stuff this is totally your thing. (check the Great Inquisition)
(Showing dead people wouldn't be good if there happen to be minors so Asterix and Obelix are good 'nough :3)
2.You can impress people with your knowledge.
Believe it or not, many people are still in the dark when it comes to history. Napoleon Bonapart, Caesar, Fridrich Barbarosa (wait we all know that guy from Age of Empires II) and many many other great people are unknown to a majority of the population. But why? Is it boring? Well it's not, it's quite amusing actually but the common opinion about this subject is: "It's boring why should I even bother??". So when you get to know facts that probably many people don't know you'll stand out. It's always good to be a smartass.
3.Know who to hate
We all live in different countries and through the ages other nations did horrible things to us (some of us struck back, others were too dead to react). They say it's good to forget about it and live peacefully but what will your reaction be if you're praising nation that tormented your people for ages? It never hurts to know your own history.
(Some contemporary events which are destined to leave trace in history.)
4.What mistakes you should avoid when conquering the world.
No one ever knows what fate has in for them. You, the person reading this article may rule the globe or the universe after a while. But you should keep in mind other people's mistakes. The ones that tried that before you. History is awesome because it offers many answers without the need for you to break your neck while trying out funny ideas.
5.Fantasy books/movies reassemble medieval history.
You can find a lot of similarities between your favorite books and the real medieval history. It's just normal, medieval history is the point where knights and the sole idea of going through Hell for a lady originated.
6.Find out classy ways to kill people.
Have you ever heard of Vlad the Impaler? Of course you did, he's also known as Count Dracula. Do you know what was his favorite way of killing people? Impaling them! (Captain obvious strikes again). The people that were put to torture by him were killed by the insertion of a stake in their buttocks until it emerged from their mouths.
You know 'em, you love 'em, yes fellas it's Iron Maiden. Do you know the origin of their name? No? It was an ancient torture device used by the Great Inquisition. The picture bellow would be more than enough.
7.Ruins may seem awesome now
Ever been to a road trip with family/school etc. and the ruins that you visited bore you to death? I bet it wouldn't be that way if you knew what happened in them in the distant history.
8.Inspiration
Historical figures are a well of ideas and inspiration. This was strengthent during the years. Even know people study about Plato, Aristoteles, Confucius, John Locke.. the list is huge. Never heard of them? Take the history book and start reading. At least one of them will share your point of view and will probably move faster on the way you chose.
9.You won't have trouble in history classes
History classes are often a boring part of the school life for many of us, imagine you know all the things that are needed but you learned them the way you want and not the boring school way. It's always nice to have a secured excellent grade.
10.Better use of your spare time.
What do you do in your spare time when the weather is bad? Browse Facebook, play some pointless game, just stare in the nothingness? If there isn't anything better to do you can have fun with history as we found out throught this whole article it's a good thing to know it. :)
Thought of other reasons why history is awesome, don't be shy to post them in the comments below.
Ten common reasons to hate someone
Haters gonna hate
1.He/she is an ass
Everybody knows an ass, they tend to vary in many ways starting from kindergarten and ending.. hm I don't know where's the assholefree land. Probably if you die and go to live an afterlife I can bet that the place will have some of them.
The ultimate asshole.
2.You're envious of them
"OMG OMG she has an iphone","She's so beatiful..","He's so smart" and the list of envy phrases goes on. The further it goes for you the more drowned in hate are you since most of the time phrases like this tend to end with "I hate her/him!!" To be honest it sucks being like that 'cause you miss on your own life and probably won't ever make people hate you for being better.
3.They stole your boyfriend/girlfriend.
I don't even think that I should write an explanation on this point. If someone has a different opinion please share.
4.You are a racist
Hating someone because of their race isn't new. Be it jews, gypsies, africans etc. etc. The reason for it? Something bad happened to you because of a race that's not yours and you decide that it'll be a nice thing to give them all your hate.
5.Your mind is twisted and you just hate people
You mad bro? Though it's a question about your mental health. Hating just because it's fun isn't normal and is either attention whoring or some form of mental sickness.
That wolf guy's crazy.
6.You show your love by hating
There are some crazy guys/girls like that. They give their worse in order to "show" how much they love the object of their hate. This is kinda sick too.
7.They are ugly
Can't recall someone who's madly inlove with ugly people. Many times the looks of a person develop a preconstructed characteristic for all of us.
8.Sexual orientation
Fags, lesbos? It's perfectly normal for people nowadays to hate social groups with different orientation. In my country the government wanted to vote for a new childcare law which included homos to talk and try to convert my kid to their side. Well sorry folks, I'll keep my family at the straight side of the Force.
9.You were born this way
You've been born crazy, you hate your life, you hate society. Endless loathing towards everything, kinda scary since the person may desire to see if you can live without your kidneys or liver.
Couldn't stop myself from posting this :D
10.Everybody's doing it
That's common for school, when there's a guy/girl that is hated by all the people many times you start to hate him/her just to be part of the pack even if the person hasn't ever done anything to you.You deserve a bitchslap if you're falling in this category.
Share opinions on hate, why do you hate people, what was the reason that fired your hate engine last.
Ten reasons why beer is better than christianity
Beer vs Christianity
1.Beer won't send your soul to Hell.
Yes, there aren't any particular orders from above that state what you are supposed to to with beer and what no and in case you don't go after them, your soul shall be sentenced to eternal pain.
2. It's actually there.
Have you seen god? Neither have I. But on the other hand beer is material, you can feel it, drink it. And it's available in most shops.
3. Beer can help when you have problems.
Your girlfriend dumped you, you have family issues and when noone is there to listen to you get a beer and make the whole world listen.
4.Party
Beer is one of the best party ingridients. Have more of it and things may get really twisted (in a funny way). On the other hand, have more christianity on a party and by that I mean people who obey all the rules.. well it won't even be close to real party. Though they can do funny Bible jokes... not.
5. You can use the bottle for self-defense.
Picture yourself enjoying a cold beer in a warm summer day and out of nowhere some wild asshole starts picking a fight with you. You:
a/hit him with a bottle
b/hit him with a bottle
c/hit him with a bottle
6. Getting laid.
Drunk girls/guys who probably won't go for you start desiring you in the blink of an eye. If they still don't you must be pretty shitfaced. But christianity can take away these opportunities .
7. Beer bible?
To get christianity you need to read the Bible (which isn't the shortest and easy to get book on Earth), visit church regulary etc. etc. Beer is quite easier to get, buy one, drink it, see what happens and make your own conclusions.
8. Beerquisition?
Have you heard of the Inquisition? No? Well google it. In a few words it was a mass killing of people who didn't share christian beliefs in the XII century. Heard of people who got killed because they refused to drink beer? Neither have I.
9.You are free of experimenting.
No religion accepts exeprimenting with other religions. Beer for instance allows experimenting with every other alcohol though it may not be as awesome as you may think :D
In case those above doesn't suit your taste.
10. Your reason to love beer.
We all have one, two or many more reasons to love beer. Share your reason to like beer over christianity.
Ten reasons why a PS3 is better than a virgin girl
1.It's easier to plug.
Whoever claims the opposite is probably wrong or never had a virgin girflriend. Don't believe me? Go on and take your chances but mark my words, the PS is quite easier.
2.It won't mind if you play with other girls.
Because it won't give any Fs even if you do it in front of it.
3.You won't need to take the console to expensive restaurants.
Have you ever been said "If you love me take me *insert random expensive place here* and I'll do my best to make you happy". I doubt that a PS3 will ever do this to you.
4.No need of hours of foreplay.
Imagine that you are in your lovely moments making out under the covers but she still says that she's not ready. There goes the journey of monster foreplay which some of won't survive.
5.Just lying on its back won't make you feel bored.
Virgin girls tend just to lie on their back and wait for the magic to happen. Some people may not find this boring but it usually stays that way. The PS3 on the other hand is better because all you need to do is turn it on insert your game and start to have fun.
6.The PS3 has many holes if you know what I mean.
Don't really think this needs explanation. :D
But still, I'll post one.
7.You won't need to be gentle.
It's a must to go gently the first time when you are with a virgin girl if you are not a rapist of course.
8.Size doesn't matter.
You can be as thin as a stick or as huge as a heatpipe it won't matter at all.
9.Internet acces.
That goes in the "nuff said" category.
10.You don't need to wait.
Months, many months, sometimes years takes a virgin girl to give access to her secret garden.
Ten reasons why you shouldn’t date a baseball player
Ten reasons why you shouldn't date a baseball player, that's what this article is all about.
First of all, I have to apologize for the recent downtime. We all know how life can sometimes become extremely frantic in a small period of time without warning. The authors of Ten-Reasons.com got backraped by a hunting pack of crotch goblins, thus not being able to post anything new... anyway, on to today's article!
So why shouldn't you date a baseball player? Funny you should ask that, let me explain..
1. Awkward situations
Let me try to illustrate my point. You're both at some lovely restaurant, spending some quality together and asking each other stupid questions, then all of a sudden he yells out "FIRST BASE!" and everybody turns to your table. How would you like that?
2. They like playing with balls
We're not even talking about in-game! You might find them fondling other men's balls out of sheer boredom.
3. A big bat is clearly a compensation for something
Yea, I said it, they lack in size. Unless you're alright with playing around with some sad excuse for a damp baby dick, I wouldn't suggest a baseball player.
4. Pocket baseball
He's gonna have his hands in his pockets just hammering his balls with his cock. Sorry, I can't really provide an adequate picture here, but you could try some creative imagination, right?
5. Roid rages
So you bring him a nice bowl of cereal one morning and he replies with "CEREAL?! HULK ONLY EAT TESTOSTERONEEEEEEEEEEE!!! WOMAN HERE COME!" then you get the living shit twatted out of you like a US marine on paki territory. And here's the worst part - you're gonna make sad excuses to justify your choice of going out with him.
6. Their shoes cost more than yours
I needn't clarify further on that one - it's pretty self-explanatory.
7. They look downright goofy
That's wrong on so many levels..
8. They're only gonna amplify your worse sides
It's inevitable, if he's way out of your league, you're gonna look worse than you did if you had gone with someone who's somewhat uglier than you. Rules of contrast - think!
9. Baseball isn't really a sport
10. It's ridiculous
If you're thinking of dating someone just because he's a baseball player, then I think you deserve to rot in a hellish pit of fire for all eternity, while ash, brimstone and acid pour down all over your already tortured left-overs. Why do I say that? You don't date people because of status, riches or anything material for that matter - the sole purpose of dating is finding the right person for you, REGARDLESS of their possessions/titles/whatnot.
Ten reasons that can make you dislike League of Legends
1. League of Legends is addictive.
Yes, you may probably know by now that this is one of the most addictive games released in the recent years, with more than five million players worldwide.
When I start playing it I'm always telling myself - "Just one game and then I go back to my work." eventually I spend all of my time playing and get zero work done.
Some days ago I haven't even slept the whole night just to play LoL.
2. Wastes a lot of time.
Unlike MMORPG games where you level up by doing quests and killing mobs in League of Legends you must win (or lose) which gives you experience points that eventually lead you to the dreamt level 30.
But that's not all of it, you must buy runes in order to have the fullest of your champions, they can be unlocked only by Influence Points (IP) - the first big ingame currency. It is earned by winning or losing games.
For a full rune set you need around 14000 IP which is ~ 120 won games.
Then come the champions which can be unlocked by either IP or RP (Riot points , bought with cash). Recently all of them have been priced at 6300 IP which isn't making it any easier to all of us players who aren't eager to spend money.
3. Noobs.
They are everywhere and we were all like that once but now when we graduated from the dumbass level here we stand high and mighty and then out of freaking nowhere someone instalocks dumb character that isn't fitting the team, builds stupid items or is unaware of his/her skills. I must admit it it's really annoying. Sometimes when you die because of a noob, you turn into a flamethrower and start firing at your team and suddenly all of them report you after the game since this is the 12th time this week when a really unskilled player is making you lose and you cannot keep your nerves. The stories go on but only a real first hand experience may give the right picture.
4. Flamers.
Those are the guys that claim they sleep with your mother more than your father does, that they'll have sexual intercourse with you just because you aren't doing what they think you'll do. It's annoying, there are lots of them but they aren't always wrong to deliver such kind of behavior.Remember being a reason to be flamed at? Don't repeat it.
5. Expensive champions.
It isn't a secret that not all players may pay to have all the champions but even though Riot games aren't releasing any cheaper ones which eventually results in people buying them with their own money to fill the missing good champs in their library.
6.Expensive skins.
You can always buy a skin for 3-4$ but sadly the good cheap ones are really the best. The awesome category is entitled Legendary- it includes limited number of skins for several champions, yes not all champions have legendary skins and they are more costly ~15$ , the sad thing is that unlike the normal skins there never is a sale on the legendary skins.
7. Ranked games' ELO hell.
Ranked games probably is the main thing that will make you play League of Legends and probably the most annoying at the same time. Built on the ELO system where the number of wins over losses determines a rating for every player. A term called ELO hell has formed over the playtime, this goes for players who are stuck at bad rating 800-1400 (normally you start with 1200 ELO), it's really hard to get out of there since most of the people stuck in this little hellhole are so bad that they actually deserve to be there but some people have bad luck and always get matched up with players like this making it impossible to shine in the higher levels. I have moderate luck with this thing since I'm matched up with idiots around 1/2 of the time.
8. Limited number of summoner profile avatars.
When you register an account you get to choose an avatar. The avatar number is quite low (29) and hasn't been updated for a long time. I know it's not something that can make a huge difference but it's always nice to have everything up to date.
9. Retarded matchmaking system.
The reason for all the hate is that many times a good player is matched with four noobs and a noob is matched with four good players making up the two teams. Of course the good player in the first team would feel frustrated and will probably flame them a bit if he loses his cool. Sometimes a low leveled player who is queing with a friend who is 30 (the max level) they may get matched up against a team of all level 30 players which will suck for the low leveled guy/girl.
10. The two EU servers.
Ever since Dreamhack when the EU server was literally destroyed and there was always about 20 minutes of waiting queue before you may enter the game, it was split in two - EU West and EU Nordic and East. This two servers have now formed as - the server with the good players (EU West) and the noob server (EU Nordic and East). Many players register in West because they want to play quality LoL and people who weren't aware of that at the beginning and want to transfer to West must pay 2600 RP but since there isn't a bundle with this size they must buy the 30$ one, making it quite costly.
And for the grand finale this funny song I've found:
Ten reasons why you shouldn’t smoke | why you shouldn't smoke
First world issue here, let's find out why you shouldn't smoke! Smokers are killing themselves all over our property. Let's compile a list of ten amazing reasons why you're Satan's child and deserve to die (some place else where you'll contribute at least a little bit to the overall decor...like a school or something...). Let's dive right in with why you shouldn't smoke amazing reason number one!
1. You smell bad
Not only does your perfume smell awful, now you're adding an even worse fragrance of ashtray to your body. It's quite alright if you wanna smell like a moving carcass, but at least have some decency and don't try to mask it with deodorants and other shit like that - it only makes it worse.
2. It's unfashionable
It looks downright ridiculous when you think about it. Walking around with a burning rod sticking out of your mouth/in-between your fingers like you're some kind of Prometheus. We already have enough fire on this Earth as it is, go some place else. Before I forget, smoke rings are NOT considered cool, got that? You're being an arrogant, spoiled Satan-spawn and probably deserve to smoke in the first place. Hold that in a few seconds longer, won't you..
3. It makes your dick go limp
For every cigarette/cigar you smoke, your dick envies the size of the cigarette and shrugs a little bit. The end result looks something like this:
That's a severe case of Limpous Dickous
That's a scientific FACT. You don't argue with facts.
4. You're making other people feel uncomfortable
Yeah you are, you dick! Every time you light a cigarette next to someone, he starts seeing you for the wannabe firebat that you are!
That's what you think you look like.
As soon as the cigarette is lit, you become a raging flamethrower, stalking your prey for signs of weakness. The second said weakness is found you're ready to launch your devastating rod of fire and annihilate them.
Fag attack crits for over 15k.
Lo and behold, your attack was successful! And that's why people shy away when you light up, hope I dismissed any misunderstanding on that matter.
5. It makes other people think you're gay
It's no secret - smoking men are more often mistaken for gay than non-smoking men. The statistics I'm making up right now say that every second smoker has been mistaken for gay at least once in his lifetime!
We all know that's your role-model, you...you gay person, you!
Well, that's a fairly obvious reason, but I think it's worth mentioning.
6. Smoker attacks are rampant nowadays
Non-smokers have a passionate hate against smokers, and they're not afraid to show it. In recent events they're ganging up and making a stand for their right to hate you, personally. More and more smokers are falling victim to sexual harassment and assault right this moment. And here's the bad part! If you try to run, they'll outrun you. If you try to hide, they'll hear you wheeze. If you try to call the police, they won't hear you, because everybody hates smokers! You won't survive the zombie apocalypse either.
7. People will never stop telling you it's bad for your health and you're gonna get cancer
It's not secret that every smoker has been told at least a dozen times how he's damaging his body and what not. Hell, if nobody's told you that yet, just take a good look at your pack! It's always reminding you of the bad shit happening in your body. It's horrible because all those other people - they think they're better than you, just because they don't smoke. Like they have some sort of "upper hand" over you, that arises from the simple fact that you smoke and they don't. It's unfair to say the least. Sadly the only way to prove them wrong is either achieve Bill Gates status or quit smoking... guess which one's easier.
8. Still reading? Going blind is a pretty good reason why you shouldn't smoke, that's why I made this bigger
9. Getting cancer is another reason why you shouldn't smoke..
10. Smoking might kill you, but if it doesn't, a rampant car will
I rest my case..
...and that's why you shouldn't smoke.
Ten reasons why you shouldn’t play World of Warcraft
So why shouldn't you play the world's largest MMORPG? Where do I start..
1. You're wasting your time
It's not really a secret that games make the least of your time, but I felt like this is a very strong point. Why? Mainly because it's the most addictive game out there. Period (HEHE I DID A FUNNY). Soon you'll find yourself spending countless hours killing boars in a forest somewhere.. hey, we've all been there! But seriously, get a job or something instead.
2. It's a long, boring grind
You'll be doing this a lot..
As I mentioned earlier, you're gonna be killing loads of random creatures, not just boars. Basically the whole game revolves around killing stuff. Lots of stuff. First you'll need to do it to level up, then you'll need to do it do get better gear, then you'll need to do it for daily quests, then you'll need it for better gear. It's an infinite cycle you can't get out of.
3. It's unbalanced
Mages/rogues anyone? Yes, that's chills running down your spine. Everybody knows that World of Warcraft is terribly unbalanced. Hell, even Blizzard know it and admit it! So here's how they go about fixing that. First they read the countless QQ posts on their forums, then they acknowledge them and promise a "fix" as soon as possible, fast forward a few months - they've broken the game even further, then comes a new expansion which fixes the current balance issues and adds even more balance issues! Rinse and repeat.
4. It never ends
Here's the best part - whether or not you kill the biggest dragon in the game Blizzard will make another one, which is even bigger and drops even better items! So your gear becomes obsolete and you're back to points number one and two. You can never have the best items in the game, because the game is evolving as you play - all the time you've spent acquiring gear is worth bollocks to Big Brozzer. They figured that if you can be fucked to get it once, chances will be pretty good you'll be fucked to do it a second time... or third... or fourth... you get me.
5. The vast majority of the player base is retarded
Wait..what?
...yea.
6. Sad support
That's another thing that might need some clarification. Rarely do Blizzard look at the technical issues forums, and their in-game support is just horrible. When you open a ticket you can pretty much bet your guts you'll be waiting at least a couple of hours if you're lucky (if you're not, just check your email the next day). I also don't get what's their obsession with role-playing even with people on non-RP realms?
HHEHE I COUNT TO POHTAHTO
Good evening, fellow adventurer! We have heard about your struggles, and I have been sent to assist you with... OI, COLONEL CUNTFACE, YOU'RE TECHNICAL SUPPORT, STOP DICKING AROUND AND HEAR ME OUT, WON'T YOU?!
Jesus... The nerve of them. And when they finally stop fucking around they half-solve your problem and tell you that they can't really help you, because they don't have the privileges. What the fuck are you there for then - assist me in jerking off to your grotesque RP routine? And for the grand finale, they give you a survey to see if you've been satisfied with the service they've provided you with. In other words - You got served.
7. Doesn't satisfy the gaming needs
You can never have enough of WoW, no matter if you're a seasoned player or a newbie. You can have ten level 85s, you'll still want more - they're using jedi mind tricks! I'm bloody sure of it. Even if you've been playing for over 10 hours straight, you still need to play more, that epic sword won't farm itself y'know. If you want satisfaction look elsewhere, over here you'll find only pain and suffering.
8. Rigged economy
Ever been at the auction house? Cheap glyphs, only 499g a piece! Hold on a sec, I don't exactly shit golden eggs, every single gold coin is a small piece of my frustration, how do you live with yourself charging me that much for something I desperately need in order to stay competitive? The AH has to be best display of homoerotic fetishes if I've ever seen one. You're forced to spend more hours farming gold for stuff than enjoying the game. Chores, chores, chores - you never have enough!
9. Makes you wanna kill orphans
Never farmed for a rare spawn/exotic pet/mount/achievement? It goes like this.. there's some very rare spawns that give you some sort of beneficial item if you can get to them first, and these spawns have a respawn timer ranging anywhere from 3 to 48 hours, you just gotta be there to kill them when they do spawn. Sounds easy, right? WRONG. The scarce supply is the exact reason just about everyone's looking for them!
Imagine the following situation, you've been awake for 20 hours straight camping a rare spawn, you see it and you get excited so you charge at it, but wait! What's that next to it?! Could it be? Oh my goodness, he just killed it! A fellow player just snatched that rare item that you could have had... There goes your sanity. Believe me, that's not uncommon, not at all - it happens on an hourly basis. Players from all realms are doing exactly that just as I'm writing this. Do you have the nerves to handle it?
10. It costs... A LOT
I'll just let the numbers speak for themselves.
$13.99 for vanilla + The Burning Crusade; $28.50 for Wrath of the Lich King; $22.79 for Cataclysm; $15 a month.. EVERY MONTH.
I can get a thai wife for that much..
...and that's 10 out of 10, hope you enjoyed it.